The Joy of Tap Water

Across the western world, miracles happen when we turn on the taps. Perfectly drinkable water flows out of them.

You probably know where I'm going with this.

Plastic bottles, driven miles across the country is one of the biggest examples of  - how shall I put this? - taking a giant, frivolous, plastic shit on the environment.

It's water. You can get it for free from the tap. Admittedly, it doesn't taste as good in the South-East as it does in the rest of the country (probably because it is made of recycled bankers' piss), but you can filter it or shove a lemon in it or even work at acquiring the taste for it like you did with olives or gin.

That's all. It's water. It's free. It's fine. Drink it from the tap.